I think that the moral of these stories are that:
1. Make everyone think that you love his or her program b/c even if you hate it you might end up there. So start loving it now.
2. Don't give out too much information as to you ranking of your programs b/c they won't give you much information about their list. You know that thing about ?anything that you say may be used against you in a court of law?.
3. Programs have their own agenda and are looking out for their best interest so don?t worry about being a little dishonest b/c they are probably no being completely honest with you either.
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