Duke and CMC were kind enough to give me the thumbs down today. To which I wrote them back the following:
Dear Chairman and Program Director,
Thank you for your kind letter. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me an interview at your program.
I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejections from many prestigious institutions. With such a varied and promising field of programs, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite your program's oustanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will be visiting your program to interview during the next scheduled interview date.
I look forward to seeing you then.
Sincerely,
Arthrodesis