No no no... Smoker, you got it all wrong.
Dude, seriously, do NOT wear a long white coat on your rotation. In fact a short white coat is WAY TOO LONG!!!! You will look ridiculous and be laughed out of the hospital. The more appropriate attire is much shorter. Something like a white tube-top with your mid-rift showing. Just make sure it is bleached and starched before you pull it over. You may also want to consider getting your belly buttoned pierced.
Hope this helped.
-ED