I trust this is a joke.
Level I trauma - plenty of trauma, DHS/nails/etc are routine, done by PGY2-3s. Operative experience is excellent - most can do primary TKR by the end of 3 year. Some OITE scores in 90s. Basic Science available if you really want it. No night float, call tough at trauma hospital, pretty nice at joints hospital. Great group of residents, probably the strongest aspect of program. Recent Fellowships - Baptist/Joints, Childrens, HSS/Sports (declined due to military) Brigham/Sports, Charlotte/Spine, Baptist/Spine, UCSD/Trauma
Lots of "gentlemans" clubs in Worcester.