Joke if you will, but you boys are sitting on a ticking time bomb in more ways than one. I saw it on the Discovery channel, (and I think Escape from LA, and Demolition Man too) that California will have a catastrophic quake and end up half in the ocean and half an island. All those things sources together are gospel. Lets also not forget that you are governed by Arnold Frickin Schwarzenegger. A state that elects a guy that injected himself with enough horse steroid to kill a small elephant can't be all that good a place to be. I also appreciate the fact that here in Chicago I can have conversations that don't include "dude" or some other saying of the month, every third word of the conversation.
And if you boys think that Cali is the only place hot women exist, then you are totally nuts. You want short skirts and tube tops? All you have to do is drive by any club in Chicago and girls are waiting in line, and thats in the middle of winter.
Lets just agree to disagree here. You stay in Cali. I will stay in Chicago where the fans dont arrive late and leave early, the food is unbelievable and the people are unpretentious and have substance.